Wednesday, October 7, 2009

Tale of the Tape

Name: Captain Donk
Height: 5'9" (maybe)
Weight: 170-180 lbs depending on alcohol intake
Job: Ski bum turned hedge fund analyst turned adventure coordinator turned unemployed
Relationship Status: Whipped
Betting Specialties: 1-AA Football, Champions League, WNBA
Motto: Some people don't have to change.
Reason you're reading: Because you hate him... and then when you realize he's right, you hate him even more


Name: El Donk
Height: 6'2"
Weight: A gangly 185
Job: Litigation Consultant
Relationship Status: Perpetually Single
Betting Specialties: NHL, NFL, and American Idol props
Motto: Every donk has his day
Reason you're reading: Witty insight, self deprecating humor


Let us be up front and honest with you. We are not professionals. We are not handicappers. We simply capitalize on others mistakes and outrageous spreads. All of our bets abide by certain strategies that have been proven successfull in the past which we will explain as we go along. So, get yo popcorn ready, get some money on a "legal" sportsbook, and let's make that money.

- Captain Donk

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