SOX

Look, I don't know a lot about baseball, but I do know a lot about being clutch, a lot about america, and a lot about Boston. I know that all of the assholes in Boston are betting on the Red Sox... and somehow 58% of America is still betting on LAA. This means that once you factor out all the degenerate gamblers in Southie, something like 70% of America is betting on the angels. The same Angels that the sox own. The same Angels going against a cancer survivor who is historically clutch. Oh, and the Sox have a bullpen.

Again, disclaimer here, I shouldn't be touching a baseball line. But best case I pay for my bar tab, and worst case if the sox fall behind early I stop buying the fatty next to me round of Guinness.

- El Donk

(961) Boston Red Sox -106^* Thu@9:35p
Competitor:(962) Los Angeles Angels

*	Jon Lester (L) must throw first pitch for Boston Red Sox or this pick is NO ACTION.

Risk 79.50 units to win 75.00 ^units