Miley Cyrus' Tease of the Week

Tease of the Week

Each week we will bring to you our tease of the week... im gambling and in women, the tease can be one of the most frustrating and satisfying things in a young man's life. There's always that girl at the party wearing the low-cut blouse doing the kegstand and caressing your leg, while telling you how cute you are, only you find out later that her boyfriend is a 6'4 linebacker on the football team, and there's no chance she's going for a gangly accounting major, no matter how many kegstands. Taking a nice spread and making it even bigger... well let's just say there's a reason it's called a teaser.

But, also like women, nothing is unattainable. Sure there are long shots such as teasing every game on the docket, or going after Jessica Biel. And then there are lay-ups, like a Giants v. Raiders money line, or Captain Donk’s little sister. What’s important is finding that tease that is attainable, realistic, and when it hits, still fulfilling.

Generally speaking, I like to find that cross 3,4,6, and 7 point lines, since these happen the most often in football. For instance, taking a 8.5pt favorite and teasing them down to 2.5 is an ideal scenario. Or teasing a 2.5 dog up to 8.5. I could get into expectancy theory, but I won’t bore you.

This week’s tease of the week is brought to you by Miley Cyrcus! Whether she’s running around in a sports bra, singing and dancing provocatively, snapping naughty cell phone pics, or posing for Vanity Fair, this 17-year old pop star is the perfect person to introduce our tease of the week. Anyways, without further ado, the week 5 Tease of the Week brought to you by Miley Cyrus, thanks Miley!
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Any Combo, or if you're feeling bold roll with all 3:

Dallas Cowboys -2.5 – It’s not that I think the Cowboys are that good, it’s just that KC is that bad. This team is so bad that they lost to the RAIDERS by 3.

Baltimore Ravens -2.5 – Ravens looking to get back on track after a loss to the Patriots. Look for Harbough’s squad to play with more discipline and focus in this divisional battle. Love the Ravens at home laying 2.5.

Atlana Falcons +8.5 – This one was a bit tougher cause I actually like the 49ers. Top notch defense with an average offense takes on a top notch offense with an average defense. Let’s be honest, Atlanta is a live dog. I’ll take the team coming off the bye-week and refocused after a loss to the Patriots.

- El Donk