Kappa Kappa Gamma Tease of the Week

Games I really like with the 6 point tease tomorrow:

Gtech -9.5 over Kansas. KU just lost to North Dakota State 6-3 last week. Josh Nesbitt is a (shhh) sleeper for the heisman, all depending on his performances against Miami and Vtech. The spread is 15.5 and I even feel comfortable with that. I say put the Yellow Jackets in every tease.

Hawaii +8.5 @ Army. I can understand if you're a 50 year old businessman and you get jet lag, but these are D1 athletes. I don't care that the Warriors are essentially playing 5AM, Army cannot be favored against a team with this many athletes. I say run with the 2.5 points as well.

Cal -4 at home against Colorado. CU is horrible. Just an atrocious team. Cal isn't great, but they're good enough to win by a touchdown at home against an inferior team.

Michigan heading down south to South Bend catching 9.5 against Notre Dame. Wolverines just have better athletes. I'm very scared that 68% of America is on Michigan, but who can blame them? Notre Dame goes 8-5 every year and loses to all the good teams they play. Michigan is ACTUALLY a good team.

Stanford -1 @ UCLA. I'm very high on Stanford this year. Sure, The White Hope left for the pros, but their whole line returned and I can even get 20 carries for 130 behind those guys. They're a great dark horse for the Rose Bowl this year, and you have to beat teams like UCLA on the road if you're going to have that title. Plus, I watched the UCLA-KSU game last week. Both of those teams looked awful, and UCLA lost by double digits.

OU to just win against FSU. This is my least confident pick, but I'm travelling up to Norman early tomorrow morning and I've been told that I don't want to be the guy pulling for Florida State in the final minutes. I can't tell you how excited I am to watch some big time college football. Casino Frank and I should have hit up the Riverwind Casino today, but I pussied out on him. Frank, I apologize. I'll be drinking heavily starting at 7am tomorrow. BOOMER SOONER!

- Captain Donk