If you have never been to New Orleans and you enjoy gambling, alcohol, strip clubs, day drinking, parties for no reason, and drunk women, you are missing out. I first visited NOLA the summer of '09 when I was helping Glasgo A.K.A. Hong Kong Donk, move from LA back to Vermont. A two night stay highlighted by Canada Mike coming within an inch of his life while partaking in NOLA's summer version of the "Running with the Bulls." Words can't explain it, this pretty much sums it up quickly though. Just imagine rolling into a bar at 6AM after a night of binging to find a bunch of guys all dressed in white pounding beers at the bar in those stupid outfits. Enough said.
The NFL is back! If you think the Vikings are a better team tomorrow then they were in the playoffs last year, then you need to pass the purple drank back to JaMarcus. Rice is out. Favre (I never liked him, but know I'm in the "HATE" club) is coming off ankle surgery at 40 years old. And nobody is talking about how much they are going to miss Chester Taylor as a third down back this year. I'm pulling for Toby Gerhardt to be the next great White Hope, but I don't want him picking up a blitz on 3rd and 12 when I have a 40 year old quarterback and Tavaris Jackson as my backup.
The Superbowl banner will be raised into the rafters. Their will be yet another parade before the game. Fans will be in playoff form with the noise levels. I can't see Minny strolling in there and ruining this night for the Saints, but they're not 6 points better than these guys. Throw in the fact that about 65% of America is riding the new "America's Team" and that will talk me off a home favorite every day of the week. DonkeyBets rules to always try and abide by: 1.) Bet against America and 2.) Take the points.
(For some gay reason I can't figure out with my computer illiteracy how to copy and paste my wager slip. I've been an honest man. Just trust me when I say I'm laying 80 units on Minny +5.5 to win 72.73 units)
And if you're in New Orleans, either this Thursday or another weekend, trust me when I tell you go to Alibi around 6AM. You're welcome.
- Captain Donk
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