If there is any known given trait of donks, it is that they don't like Mondays. They don't like them at all. Luckily, the JETS-Ravens game is delayed by thunderstorms leaving me some time to fire of my prediction for the opening tilt. I loved Hard Knocks as much as every straight male this side of the Mississippi, but I don't love the Jets in their opener. Did you know that every Hard Knocks team has lost their season opener since the inaugural season in 2001 when the Ravens squeezed out a win? Probably not, you probably didn't even know that Hard Knocks was around in 2001. But that's what we bring you here at Donkey Bets. We just drop that knowledge on you. I'm not saying that Hard Knocks is as good as studying film, but it definitely provides some more insight into the Jets than your average team has going into Week 1, case and point, The Terminator.
I'm running out of time to fire this off so the cliffnotes is that I got the Ravens -130. And the line is shifting like whoa so I know the smart money is with me.
-Ravens have a well balanced attack
-Ray Rice will help beat the blitz.
-Ravens have a questionable secondary
-Mark Sanchez isn't good enough to exploit a questionable secondary
-Jets have a solid ground game, but that will play into the Ravens strengths
-Flacco > Sanchez
-Revis Island will not be operating at 100%
BREAKING NEWS. THIS JUST IN. 6 of 8 ESPN ANALYSTS ARE ON THE RAVENS. IM FUCKED.
Stream of thought... Sanchez literally acted like a child on Hard Knocks. A gay mexican one. I can't bet on a team who if I don't trust their QB.
ReplyDeletewhich explains why I should've stayed away from San Fran. Dammit.
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